Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Sea Kittehs... The Other White Meat.

You've got to be kidding me.



PETA has announced their campaign to save the sea kittehs...

I realize I may be a day late and a dollar short posting this, but I guess I had to wait for the information to sink in a tad. Don't get me wrong - I'm completely against puppy mills and hunting for the sake of killing. But I'm all about a well cooked steak with a dab of A1, and I’m not about to shrug out of a sublimely soft and warm mink coat when it's 17 degrees outside. 

But fish as the new 'sea kitten'?! Seriously?! 

If PETA gets their way Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster are going to be out of business before we can say “kitteh-nip”. 

“Given the drastic situation for this country's sea kittens—who are often the victims of many major threats to their welfare and ways of life—it's high time that the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) stop allowing our little sea kitten friends to be tortured and killed. Who'd want to hurt a sea kitten anyway?!”

No, I don’t want to hurt the fish. I wan to eat them. 

“Sea kittens are just as intelligent (not to mention adorable) as dogs and cats…” 

Pretty soon we’re going to have circuses of little fish performing dare-devil stunts; jumping through hoops held high above the water and awash in tartar sauce.  

A friend sent me this the other day and all I have to say is .. Well Done. 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i just love the picture. i wish people could realize you will never get all humans to live in harmony just as you will never get all animals to live in harmony. you cannot rush out and try to save everyone and everything, that's God's job and only he can do it.

Epona said...

Found this online, and i couldn't resist...

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?"

roflmfao

http://www.innovation.cc/humour.htm

enjoy.